Damn White

$6.00

MILD HEAT
Clean, fresh flavor with a whisper of heat. This smooth mild salsa is all about big taste without the burn.

Perfect for chips, tacos, eggs, or anything that needs a little extra damn good flavor.

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Damn Good

$6.00

MEDIUM HEAT
The heat shows up early but stays polite. You feel a warm tingle on the tongue, enough to remind you it’s a salsa, not a dip pretending to be one. The flavor is bright, balanced, and addictive. You can keep eating it without thinking about the heat… until you realize you’ve crushed half the jar.

Vibe: smooth, friendly heat with big flavor
Heat style: quick hello, easy finish
Perfect for: everyday chips, tacos, and “just one more bite”

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Damn Hot

$6.00

HIGH HEAT
You get a bold, clean heat on the first bite that warms your mouth fast and keeps building with each scoop. It’s not reckless, but it’s confident. Expect a steady burn that hangs out, makes your lips tingle, and absolutely demands another chip.
🔥 Hot enough to make you nod in respect, not reach for milk.

Vibe: assertive, punchy, full-throttle flavor with a real kick.
Heat Style: steady, bold, and direct.
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Small Batch Limited

Private Reserve | Black Label

$8.00

VERY HIGH HEAT
Crafted for true heat seekers, Private Reserve Black Label is our signature small-batch salsa featuring a bold blend of jalapeños, serranos, habaneros, ghost pepper, and Carolina Reaper.

This isn't heat for the sake of heat. Every jar starts with rich, handcrafted flavor before building into a slow, relentless burn that lingers long after the last chip.

Small batch. Big flavor. Serious heat.

⚠️ Fear the Reaper. Love the Flavor.

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Berry Hot

$8.00

HIGH HEAT
A bold twist on our signature salsa, Berry Hot blends the rich sweetness of blackberries with handcrafted peppers for a flavor that's as unexpected as it is addictive.

The first bite delivers a subtle berry finish, followed by savory salsa flavor and a satisfying kick of heat that keeps you reaching for another chip.

Sweet. Savory. Spicy.

Small Batch • Specialty Flavor

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Seasoning Mix

$3.00

Taco Bomb
Taco Seasoning that's the Bomb! 
Great flavor, mild heat. 
Directions:
Just brown 1lb ground beef, add entire packet of seasoning and 1/3 cup of water, mix and let simmer 3-5minutes.

Holy Guac!
Holy Guac! is our signature Guacamole Seasoning
Directions:
Just add seasoning packet to 2 ripe avocados with a squeeze of lime to taste. Then, mix and blend until creamy.

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Find Us Locally

Besides ordering online, you can find Papi Chulo's Salsa at local vendor markets in the New Braunfels and Hill Country area.

Send us a message on Facebook and we will meet you anywhere in the area for a pickup order.

OR - Swing by the Seguin Schoolyard and find our great salsa at the shop behind the yellow door called Homemade Haven.

Come taste the difference and experience the attitude!